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MODEL....BIGBOY_5L.GLB POLYS....40,000 ROT......000° STATUS...CALM
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1 gorilla = 14 bottlesdo the math

one bottle. one year. zero thinking.

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We didn't care about shampoo. So we made 5 litres of it.

CAPACITY........... 5.0 L DURATION........... ~12 MONTHS THINKING REQUIRED.. 0 FORM FACTOR........ GORILLA GRIP............... INTEGRATED HANDLE COMPATIBILITY...... HAIR / BODY / THE DOG (PROBABLY) REFILLS NEEDED..... NONE. EVER.*

* okay, once a year. BIG BOY replaces the 14 sad little bottles currently negotiating for space in your shower. One gorilla. One purchase. Territory claimed.

// for supermarkets & brave shopkeepers

Stock the gorilla.

One bottle that replaces fourteen. BIG BOY stands tall on any shelf, grips like a dumbbell, and stares down every bottle next to it. Built for showers. Sized for shelves. Impossible to ignore.

CASE PACK.............. 2 GORILLAS SHELF FOOTPRINT........ ONE GORILLA WIDE PLANOGRAM COMPLIANCE... RELUCTANT REORDER RATE........... ANNUAL (IT LASTS A YEAR. SORRY.)
Put it on my shelf → Put it in my shower →

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